LOWDOWN Winter 2008 page 35
What’s in
WINNIE’S
WHEELBARROW
Answer: It’s not offal,
it’s not awful, ...it’s just a dog’s dinner!

WINNIE’S WHEELBARROW, a feature named in honour
of Winifred Burgis. This will contain all the ‘odds and sods’ without a home elsewhere in
LOWDOWN.
A LATE-NIGHT THOUGHT:
Can anyone help me with the answer to this?
Why are pure-bred horses called thoroughbred, yet pure-bred dogs are pedigree?
Along with his other recent endeavours, Webmaster Derek
Harris introduced me to a selection of music he had compiled based on
dogs. The major part of this is Theme Time Radio Hour presented by the great Bob Dylan.
It is a revelation just how often dogs, especially hounds, appear in
songs. Included are two versions of Hound Dog - neither by Elvis Presley - with the wonderful lyrics:
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time,
You never caught a rabbit, so you ain’t no friend of mine.
One very funny blues song has Howard Tate singing:
How come my Bulldog don’t bark, Baby, when Big Jim come around?
When everyone knows I got the meanest Bulldog in town.
Dylan’s links in his distinctive, nasal drawl are as entertaining as
the songs, which cover various musical styles, rag time, jazz, blues, etc.
My favourite bit is when at one point and in true poetic form Dylan uses
the the term
canine malfeasance to describe a dog’s ill
treatment. Also, he even tells a joke about two dogs talking to each
other, one says,
You need to go see a psychiatrist; the other
replies, I’d love
to, but I’m not allowed on the couch! He includes
several quotes about dogs including, If you think you that
you are a person of some influence, try ordering someone else’s dog
around. How true. He also reads the Lord Byron’s tribute to his Newfoundland which I included in the last
issue of LOWDOWN - great minds, or what!
At Jill and Brian’s
Barbeque, Terry entertained us with a true story about his friend’s
father. This gentleman was somewhat elderly, small and seemingly a little
frail. This said, on one occasion he was entrusted with taking his son’s
Basset Hound for a walk using an extending lead.
At some stage into the walk they climbed a steep incline. This tired
the old gentleman considerably and he held on to a nearby tree for support
whilst he regained his breath.
The hound must have thought this was some game and ran
around the man and tree until his lead was fully extended, completely
tethering the poor chap to the tree in the process. He was completely
tied-up, unable to move or free himself and had to remain like this until
someone chanced to pass by. I bet the hound found this very funny!
Pam enjoying some of Chris’ sophisticated banter at the Jill and Brian’s barbeque.
Veronica Ross kindly sent in these charming shots Surfer (Verwood White
Wave) meeting and greeting a new garden sculpture of a Greyhound.
Above left: Sue and some very close friends in Jill and Brian’s garden.
Above right: Snoops.
Below: Fun, games and relaxing at Fun Day.
LOWDOWN NOT LOW-BROW - A NON-HOUND THOUGHT:
“It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us,
as the confident knowledge that they will help us.”
Epicurus, Greek Philosopher, (341 - 270BC).
It was the Bassets that did it!
Photo courtesy of Bronwyn Edwards
Cryer
WINNIE’S WHEELBARROW, a feature named in honour
of Winifred Burgis. This will contain all the ‘odds and sods’ without a home elsewhere in
LOWDOWN.
A LATE-NIGHT THOUGHT:
Can anyone help me with the answer to this?
Why are pure-bred horses called thoroughbred, yet pure-bred dogs are pedigree?
Along with his other recent endeavours, Webmaster Derek
Harris introduced me to a selection of music he had compiled based on
dogs. The major part of this is Theme Time Radio Hour presented by the great Bob Dylan.
It is a revelation just how often dogs, especially hounds, appear in
songs. Included are two versions of Hound Dog - neither by Elvis Presley - with the wonderful lyrics:
You ain’t nothing but a hound dog, crying all the time,
You never caught a rabbit, so you ain’t no friend of mine.
One very funny blues song has Howard Tate singing:
How come my Bulldog don’t bark, Baby, when Big Jim come around?
When everyone knows I got the meanest Bulldog in town.
Dylan’s links in his distinctive, nasal drawl are as entertaining as
the songs, which cover various musical styles, rag time, jazz, blues, etc.
My favourite bit is when at one point and in true poetic form Dylan uses
the the term
canine malfeasance to describe a dog’s ill
treatment. Also, he even tells a joke about two dogs talking to each
other, one says,
You need to go see a psychiatrist; the other
replies, I’d love
to, but I’m not allowed on the couch! He includes
several quotes about dogs including, If you think you that
you are a person of some influence, try ordering someone else’s dog
around. How true. He also reads the Lord Byron’s tribute to his Newfoundland which I included in the last
issue of LOWDOWN - great minds, or what!
At Jill and Brian’s
Barbeque, Terry entertained us with a true story about his friend’s
father. This gentleman was somewhat elderly, small and seemingly a little
frail. This said, on one occasion he was entrusted with taking his son’s
Basset Hound for a walk using an extending lead.
At some stage into the walk they climbed a steep incline. This tired
the old gentleman considerably and he held on to a nearby tree for support
whilst he regained his breath.
The hound must have thought this was some game and ran
around the man and tree until his lead was fully extended, completely
tethering the poor chap to the tree in the process. He was completely
tied-up, unable to move or free himself and had to remain like this until
someone chanced to pass by. I bet the hound found this very funny!
Pam enjoying some of Chris’ sophisticated banter at the Jill and Brian’s barbeque.
Veronica Ross kindly sent in these charming shots Surfer (Verwood White
Wave) meeting and greeting a new garden sculpture of a Greyhound.
Above left: Sue and some very close friends in Jill and Brian’s garden.
Above right: Snoops.
Below: Fun, games and relaxing at Fun Day.
LOWDOWN NOT LOW-BROW - A NON-HOUND THOUGHT:
“It is not so much our friends’ help that helps us,
as the confident knowledge that they will help us.”
Epicurus, Greek Philosopher, (341 - 270BC).
We always help Mom when making the bed.
Photo and caption: Roy Drew.
It was the Bassets that did it!
Photo courtesy of Bronwyn Edwards
Cryer
